You can call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass. We always hear about these Wall Street dating horror stories.Just remember: There are always exceptions to every rule.Anniversaries are an important part of all relationships.There's the rude email cover letter from an investment manager begging for a second date, the alleged stalking bank analyst and the finance guy's spreadsheet comparing his online dating prospects, just to name a few of the more recent ones.
To help laugh about the years past and your own romance, here are some funny quotes that are meant specifically for wedding anniversaries.Erica Albright: You called me a bitch on the Internet, Mark. The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink. Erica Albright: Maybe, it's just sometimes you say two things at once, I'm not sure which one I'm supposed to be aiming at. Mark Zuckerberg: Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now is because you used to sleep with the door guy. Mark Zuckerberg: That's why I wanted to talk to you. And you published that Erica Albright was a bitch, right before you made some ignorant crack about my family's name, my bra size, and then rated women based on their hotness. Erica Albright: [Turning to talk to Reggie] No, there's no problem. Mark Zuckerberg: But you've seen guys who row crew right? Mark Zuckerberg: Okay, well, they're bigger than me. And a second ago you said that you like guys who row crew so I assumed you had met one. Funny Christmas card sayings - drop some clever quips and crazy cards on your wacky, warped, fun-loving friends.And if you need some funny stuff for the amusement of your own personal self, these short clean jokes will bring you a big bag of fun.