(supply phone numbers) __________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________ Thank you for your interest in my daughter. Do not try to call or write (since you probably cant, anyway).
Any attempt to make contact might cause you injury.
Imagine my surprise and I am sure the young man’s surprise as we were standing in the front yard for introductions and suddenly Elspeth and Moira walk out the front door with serious looks upon their faces. If you boss her around or hurt her, you will have to answer to all of us and our Uncle Dino who thinks he is in the mob. Be a gentleman but do not be too gentlemanly because then you will annoy us. Don’t call her honey or any mushy nickname in our presence or we might throw-up on you. Don’t use moves on her that Fred Flintstone used on Wilma or our little brother Finn (also known as Bam-Bam) will chase you with his bat. Don’t be an idiot (if that’s possible since you are a guy) Contract to Date our Sister: I, Loughlin or Aidan’s “friend”, promise not to hurt her or get too close to her.
Their expressions were so serious that for a moment I was even a little nervous that maybe I had done something wrong. I know that if I do this I will wake-up in Cuba dressed as a banana.
His passion for the word of God and for Christ our Savior is evident. He’s written a wonderful book on Warfield’s theology. And that’s come through not only in our conversation but also in our emails recently.
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my _____________ C. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is ____________________ E. Do you plan to attend a Catholic or Christian College? ____________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, history, lineage, recent FBI background check, psychiatric evaluation, and updated medical report from your doctor.When would it the best time to interview your father, mother, relatives, neighbors, minister/rabbi/priest, and past girlfriends? You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.