We’ll remember its failures across the pop culture spectrum.
And we’ll report on what it’s doing to our lives — romantic, physical, and otherwise.
I met one girl who had just divorced a 0 millionaire 20 years older. We got some investors excited and got enough interest to raise up to 0,000 or more. And Jeff Pulver wanted me to speak at a conference about love and twitter. That’s like panties with shit on it having something to do with nudity. A few months earlier I had to be escorted to a motel by police.
I’d spend two hours a night instant-messaging, preparing messages, looking at pictures. Also, every day we’d use an algorithm to determine your ideal picks and we’d send you the twitter IDs of your “perfect matches”. Meanwhile, GM wanted me to go to Detroit to talk about Twitter. I felt like I was in the ad agency business again and I gave that up 10 years earlier. What would love having anything to do with twitter anyway.
The world was post-apocalytpic and we were now living in the radioactive fallout.
I asked my grandfather once where God was and he pointed out the window, “over there.” I think now maybe he was pointing at the Chelsea Hotel, where I was living. “Our statistics show that people who list their status as ‘separated’ are unlikely to find a stable relationship using our service.’ They DOOMED me.
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Post me spending the night at a motel in the middle of nowhere at the insistence of the police.
Over the next five days, we’re going to take a look at what we lose when we get lost in the chase for efficiency.
We’ll explore the ways it’s changing the games we love to watch.
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